My name is Christy.
i don't bite, so talk to me.
norcal ; best friend @ohsnapitsjen ;
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ohsnapitsjen:

People always ask me why it seems like I’m always negative and angry.

I always ask people why it seems like they’re a bunch of annoying ballsacks.

Then it hits me.

They all are a bunch of annoying ballsacks.

pealowsweetandlow:

oh the accuracy of this.

pealowsweetandlow:

oh the accuracy of this.

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via priscillaforever)

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peregrint:

If you’re ever feeling sad just watch this. It will cheer you up.

(via cannibalsanddinosaurs)

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(Source: katherine-heigl, via cannibalsanddinosaurs)

(via teenagespaceagent)

Me: Hey dad, can you go out and get me some food to eat? Something healthy, like a salad from Trader Joe's. But without the dressing! Kay thanks love you.
Dad: *comes home with 3 snack wraps, 20 piece mcnuggets, 2 large fries and a large pepsi*
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Okay that works too.

ohsnapitsjen:

(via elephantsarefly)

hemsworthss:

9 pictures of Chris Evans on the set of the Avengers (asked by no one, but you’re welcome.)

(via you-got-cumberbatched)

goingguido:

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

(Source: vvhatevz, via ohsnapitsjen)

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via victimof-thesystem)

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